Nairobi, Kenya

Seated in the row in front of me, two U.S. State Department workers are awfully boisterous for a 4am take-off. As passengers file into their rows, I hear them discussing something about St. Ives and mayonnaise. Having not slept the night prior, I am too sluggish to take part in their conversation. Honestly, St. Ives and mayonnaise? I hear a stewardess explain to the man on my right that the only difference between the regular and vegetarian breakfasts is the yogurt. That piques my interest, but again, I am too tired to investigate further. The man to my left attempts to purchase  two remote-controlled Kenya Airways planes for his boys, but learning that there is only one available, he proceeds to go to sleep. Unable to think any more, I follow suit, shutting my eyes, drifting off into my traditional in flight nap, and when I wake up I am in the exact same position – although in an entirely different country.

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I landed in Nairobi, Kenya just after 6am. With 7 hours until my next flight, I purchased a transit visa for $20 and walked to the information desk to inquire about how to get into the city. It was either a $20 taxi or a 75 cent bus. Hmm. I asked where the bus station was, skittered through a hoard of aggressive taxi drivers posted outside the airport, and found myself nuzzled against the backseat window of the M2 bus within a matter of minutes. I struggled to stay awake, my eyes wearily gazing out the window at the hubbub of Nairobi’s outskirts – slums, stalls, wild animals, all kinds of commotion for such an early morning. Over the last few weeks, I have been flipping my way through Dark Star Safari, by Paul Theroux (thanks again for the read, Dan!), and chanced upon a passage that describes my view quite well:

We were hardly past Thika, which had once been the countryside, written about in an amiable way as a rural idyll by Elspeth Huxley, who had grown up there. Now it was a congested maze of impoverished houses and streets thick with lurking kids and traffic and an odor of decrepitude: sewage, garbage, open drains, the stink of citified Africa.

Going slowly our car was surrounded by ragged children pleading for money and trying to insert their hands through the half-open windows.

An hour later, as the buildings grew tall and the populace more dense, I lazily stepped off the bus, eager to pass the time in downtown Nairobi. The city teemed with activity – at 9am, suits rushed to work. I walked slowly, past hole-in-the-wall pharmacies, clothing stalls, phone-card distributors, unidentifiable statues, and legislative buildings. I saw a 50-person marching band in full regalia toot and stomp their way into a nearby conference center. I had no idea what they were playing. I walked outside the city core into a quieter area with fountains and various shrubbery. I stopped to watch a group of 15-odd men push a stalled bus back into oncoming traffic. Honking, a refined, very tangible language in the developing world, dominated the streets. It started to drizzle, so I turned around, eager to find a bite to eat.

It was then that I met George Bulayo. He approached me, introducing himself as a teacher, asking humbly for my time to ask questions about America. I was thrilled. We turned the corner and walked into Mandy’s Restaurant, a seedy but comfortable nook that offered pastries and breakfast beverages. George, originally from Zimbabwe, recently emigrated to Nairobi because there was no longer work for him in Harare, the capital city. A teacher of English Literature, History, and World Geography, George explained that because of President Mugabe’s extreme politics, ultra-high inflation, and food insecurity, schools – unable to feed their students and maintain their finances – were shutting down. We talked about Africa, about America, about Obama. I explained how an unregulated Wall Street contributed to the economic crisis. We chatted about the Bush Administration, about Iraq, about discrimination.

This is where things get fuzzy. At some point during our meeting, George shifted the conversation. I remember him saying that he didn’t want to offend me, and that he does not like to propel color-based stereotypes by asking a white man for money. He explained that the reason he came to Nairobi as a stopping point en route to Djibouti, where a resistance movement to overthrow President Mugabe is currently based. I didn’t understand the specifics, but his plans involve a seemingly impossible train trip with two fellow teachers. I knew I had to make a decision but struggled to act. In my travels, I have had the chance to meet a lot of people, and in doing so have developed an acute awareness of personalities and intentions. George was one of the more trusting people that I had met, but I still had a hard time digesting/unraveling his story. I handed him what I felt an appropriate amount of local currency, justifying my gift with the good company that George provided for the better part of an hour.

I settled into my aisle seat, happy that the space to my left was unoccupied. It was a 10+ hour flight to Lagos, so every bit of comfort counted. Like clockwork, as soon as the plane took off, I grew weary. Between fleeting, sporadic moments of consciousness, I fixed my eyes outside the cabin window. Popcorn puffs of whites and blues – my brother knows the technical cloud terms. I couldn’t help but think of the vast expanse of land below. So much of it is so foreign – the history, the politics, the tribal divisions – and I suddenly felt very small.

In Cotonou, the plane’s first of two stops, a group of unruly passengers from the back of the plane stormed the front cabin. Apparently – and to me this is hilarious – they were not aware that the flight was not direct from Nairobi to Lagos. “You, Kenya Airways, are wasting my time,” one particularly outraged passenger shouted loud enough for the entire plane to hear. Eventually the hustle-bustle subsided, and it was then that I shut my eyes for the third time. The plane stopped again in Abidjan. I drank some water, relieved myself in the bathroom, and went back to sleep. A few hours later, I woke up in Lagos.

In Nairobi, during my 7-hour layover, I had called my hotel in Lagos to arrange a taxi pickup, as my company had advised me against taking a local cab so late at night. Passing through customs and into baggage claim, after 20+ hours of travel, I was happy to see my name scribbled in block letters on a white sheet of paper. With traffic, the trip to the hotel can take up to 2 hours, but luckily I was dropped off in 25 minutes.

The hotel, like Nairobi earlier in the day, was swarming with activity. During check-in and registration, I was told that I would be the first person staying in the room. Crumbs of tile on the bathroom floor reinforced how new the room was. I took a shower under the Amazonian waterfall-like pressure and blissfully passed out.

Today, this morning, I slept in, finding a mid-morning taxi to take me to my first survey destination, a modern mall with attached supermarket. The traffic looked abysmal, and at the hotel they said that the trip could take up to an hour. For the second time, the traffic gods were on my side, as the ride took 15 minutes, and before no time I was back to good-old-fashioned-surveying. Oh the work felt good.

In the supermarket, at a sausage sampling station, a man grabbed a whole sausage from the grill and said, “I am taking a big one, and there is nothing you can do.”

“That’s pork, you know,” said the woman in charge of distributing the cut-up pieces.

“Allah will forgive me,” the man retorted.

The ride home took significantly longer than this morning. Lagos traffic is phenomenally frustrating (or frustratingly phenomenal?!?). While cars are idling, street urchins sell patterned dish rags, local magazines, boxed cookies, drinks, gum, and mobile phone cards. My driver dodges them all, taking a left to avoid further delay. A few minutes later, we arrive at the hotel. Excited to type out my thoughts, I sit down to dinner with my laptop. I start laughing hysterically as the song Africa, by Toto begins playing over the background speakers. One of the restaurant staff catches me singing along and stifles a chuckle. Phil, karaoke when I get back?

A busy few days ahead – I’ll be in touch.

Kicking it in Kigali, Rwanda

To my always-inspiring, ever loyal readers –

I’m sorry! It has been almost two weeks since I took off for the dark continent, and I have only managed to crank out one ‘real’ update for you all. Here’s number two, and I’ll stick with the bullet point form as an extension of the last post. Enjoy.

Abuja, Nigeria:

  • Remember how I said that the hotel was “more than adequate” ? Can I take that back? Cockroaches and mosquitoes in room, no hot water, and a less-than-helpful business center. Without any notification, the price of an iced latte doubled overnight, and the server couldn’t understand why I refused to pay the original menu price. Sure, my job is making me somewhat of a hotel-snob, but a man has to have standards, yea? No complaints about the happy hour.
  • I found a way to stimulate the job market in America – remove all supermarket prices, then hire employees whose job description requires them to memorize all said prices. If it works in Africa, I’m sure it could work in America. Anyone with me?
  • At a relatively large traffic intersection, I saw a patrol officer breakdancing in the middle of the road, happily waving cars to and fro, popping and locking and gesticulating in ways foreign to my own body. My camera was not quick enough to capture the moment. Next time, I guess.
  • If you asked me a few years ago what I imagined myself doing after college, I never thought I would be pricing a Lebanese-run supermarket in Abuja, Nigeria, the electricity cutting out sporadically every hour or so, Abba playing softly in the background. After 3+ hours of walking around, aisle to aisle, I took a deep breath and pondered how wild my situation was.
  • The last night, my colleague Joe and I went out with two Nigerians to watch football (soccer) highlights. Over a traditional meal of pounded, curried yam, African rice, and an unidentifiable mixture of meat (bush meat?!?!), I listened intently while my company discussed such things as politics, religion, and education – hearty topics for a casual night out. I thoroughly enjoyed the discussion, and tried to represent American opinions as best as I could.
  • Joe (again, my colleague,) summarizes Abuja quite nicely. “Alan, it’s kind of like that Nigerian meal we ate earlier – exotic, fun to push through, but I probably wouldn’t order it again.”
  • At the airport the following morning, I bought a book called, “How to Be a Nigerian.” Be on the lookout for quotes.

Addis Ababa, Ethiopia

  • What a name for a city!
  • By the time we got to the hotel, it was 10:30pm and we had made friends with a fellow transit-traveler. He worked for the state department and traveled a few times a year to record video footage of  U.S. Embassy and Consulate construction sites around the world. We had a lot to discuss. He showed me his diplomatic passport. I thought it was cool.
  • Because we had to leave early the next morning (and we also did not know where to go/what to do), we snuck a quick bite to eat at the bar and found ourselves too exhausted to get out for a late night in the city. Typing this out now, I quasi-regret that decision, but in the heat of the moment, I made the right call to get a good night’s sleep.
  • At the hotel, several delegates and bigwigs in African-related politics were moving about. We learned that the hullabaloo was for an African Union meeting. At the bar, a drunk creep-show told us he worked for the CIA and collected information on people and has been to places “you can’t find on a map.” I laughed. I also locked my door and shut my window before going to bed. Something about that guy didn’t feel right. Mom, I’ll try harder to stay away from the weird ones.

Kigali, Rwanda

  • Before reading further, please heed this message: there is more to Rwanda than the 1994 genocide, and I am making it my duty to bask in all that the country has to offer.
  • It’s gorgeous here. Exotic birds parading around the pool, afternoon showers that leave all foliage glistening the following morning, hills and hills for miles.
  • Hotel is nice – staff is friendly, but similar to Abuja, the service industry here is laughable at best. Trying to adjust, but I’m finding that the Type-A personality in me is manifesting more and and more. Calm down, Alan.
  • French is very useful here – mine is rusty, but it is returning quicker than expected. (for M. Chazin – le singe est sur la table!)
  • Work pending, I plan on doing the following things: 1) getting outside the city to see some wildlife and go on a day hike 2) eat at the Hotel Rwanda (called the Milles Collines – or 1000 Hills), you know, from the movie and 3) visit the genocide memorial.

As always, pictures are ‘on the way’. I’ll get them posted when I’m not struggling to keep my eyes open. I hope all is well wherever this message finds you. Feel free to shoot me an email [the9to5alternative(at)gmail(dot)com] – I’ll do my best to respond. Shoutout to all readers in Nashville, St. Louis, and Boston. High fives all around.

Wrapping it up in Abuja

Not literally. I told you, no prostitutes!

Argh – 6 minutes left on my Internet card, and not willing to shell out another $15 for more time. Spent the last hour working through emails and what not, and going upstairs to pack for a transit day tomorrow.

Short summary: Abuja was fun! Good people, good food, and an overall solid first impression of Africa. Looking forward to Ethiopia tomorrow.

Long summary: TBW (To-Be-Written) – blog post in the works, will post once I get to Ethiopia!

Hope this update (or lack thereof) finds everyone well. Shout out to all my family, friends, coworkers, and any other subscribers.

Abuja, Nigeria

My energy is fading fast, so I’ll have to keep this quick. Perhaps bullet points will suffice?

  • Flew from Boston to Frankfurt – had complimentary wine, beer, and whiskey! Landed at 5:30am and took train into downtown Frankfurt for breakfast. Spent a few hours walking around, but all I could find were strip clubs and erotic shops. Everything else closed. I forgot to pack a jacket.
  • Watched WALL-E on the plane from Frankfurt to Malabo to Abuja, and slept the rest of the way. Little kids in the row behind me. Argh.
  • Made it through customs in Abuja, only to find that our hotel taxi pick up was nowhere to be found. Ended up paying half the hotel’s quoted rate with a local taxi. Score!
  • Checked into hotel, which is more than adequate for my taste – swimming pool, several bars, lots of people! Received phone call in room from the driver-who-didn’t-show-up, demanding payment because he was in fact there, waiting for me. Eh. Told him I wouldn’t pay him, but am using him tomorrow as a driver. Negotiated good daily rate.
  • Tired, prostitutes staring at me from the hotel bar. No way. Going to bed.

Ha! The Internet connection is slow here, but I think I’ll be able to upload pictures in a few days. Stay tuned.

Winter Survey Assignment

“Now when I was a little chap I had a passion for maps. I would look for hours at South America, or Africa, or Australia, and lose myself in all the glories of exploration. At that time there were many blank spaces on the earth, and when I saw one that looked particularly inviting on a map (but they all look that) I would put my finger on it and say, `When I grow up I will go there.’ The North Pole was one of these places, I remember. Well, I haven’t been there yet, and shall not try now. The glamour’s off. Other places were scattered about the Equator, and in every sort of latitude all over the two hemispheres. I have been in some of them, and . . . well, we won’t talk about that. But there was one yet–the biggest, the most blank, so to speak– that I had a hankering after.

Joseph Conrad, Heart of Darkness, 1902

My heart may be pounding, literally, for the next few weeks, because I am THAT excited. Africa! This afternoon, I received my February survey assignment. Here are the cities I will be visiting:

  • Kigali, Rwanda
  • Abuja, Nigeria
  • Lagos, Nigeria
  • Ibadan, Nigeria
  • Accra, Ghana

What an opportunity. By week’s end, I should have my itinerary finalized, so I will post details as they arrive. For now, I know that in Rwanda and Abuja, Nigeria, I will be traveling with and training one of our new surveyors. Should make for an interesting dynamic, but I’m looking forward to it.

Details to come…

[if you have any information about these cities, please don’t hesitate to contact me – always looking for tips on what to do, where to go, etc.]